Sorry, I can’t go out. I’m doing laundry.
1. One of your main goals in life is to own a Dyson Ball vacuum.
2. And you can't wait to get a blender/juicer.
3. Infomercials have become increasingly more convincing.
4. Same with the thought of owning a spice rack.
5. And a wine fridge.
6. You enjoy taking trips to Target and Bed Bath & Beyond.
7. You have a strong desire to make your own pizza.
8. You know the best place to get a salad.
9. You realize your metabolism is not what it used to be.
10. You've discussed this issue with your friends.
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11. You've gotten upset over a recycling-related issue.
12. And still get upset thinking about the Tupperware that your friend needs to return.
13. You have the perfect home planned out on Pinterest.
14. And have strong opinions on pillows.
15. And tables.
16. You'd rather just stay home than go out.
17. You know to avoid certain drinks/shots.
18. And you actually avoid them.
19. You try to drink a glass of water in between each alcoholic beverage.
20. Crowded places easily frustrate you.
21. Candles make you happy.
22. So do new socks.
23. Plans are determined by whether or not you have to do laundry.
24. Or go to the post office.
25. You no longer care what you look like when running quick errands.
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