Can You Guess Which Actor Has Had More Roles?
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We Went On The World's Worst Bar Crawl So You Don't Have To
This is what happens when you hit seven chain restaurant bars in one day in search of the grossest cocktail.
THE SCENE:
Joanna: Rolling into Olive Garden at 11:30 a.m. makes you question all your life choices.
Alexis: How does it feel to be one of the four people present at an Olive Garden at 11:30 in the morning? Great! I felt very personally attended to. It kind of reminded me of a hotel lobby for some reason — maybe all of the iron fixtures and ~cool lamps.~ No complaints. I’m a hotel lobby kind of lady.
THE DRINK: Long Island Limoncello
Suggested alternative name: Joy Ultra Dishwashing Liquid
Joanna:
• The flavor reminded me of the hard lemon candies my great grandmother kept in a glass jar in her kitchen mixed with notes of dish soap.
• Soap flavor sounds like a bad thing, but it matches well with the murky brown color and gives you the opportunity to imagine that you're drinking bathwater.
Alexis:
• Hard alcohol taste. That limoncello is doing the Lord’s work.
• Looks a bit grimy.
• Tastes kind of soapy toward the bottom or my tongue is dying.
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THE SCENE:
Joanna: Outback Steakhouse is definitely the kind of place where you can peer through the shadows, looking for a handsome stranger.
Alexis: I really can’t overemphasize how great the lighting was at this bar. The shadow! The highlights! It was like being in a swanky club that no one else wanted to go to but still felt really cool despite struggling to make rent. Also no one looked super happy to be there, so +1 to the swanky club thing.
THE DRINK: Huckleberry Hooch Moonshine Cocktail
Suggested alternative name: Sugar Fun Candy Time
Joanna:
• Stop! Sugar time!
• You know it's real moonshine because it was served in a jar.
• Tastes like a liquid Jolly Rancher, which was somehow a positive.
Alexis:
• Does this have alcohol in it?
• Very sweet. My tongue is coated in sugar.
• This cocktail gets me. It’s like, “I know you don’t want to have to taste your decisions, so I’m going to smother them in berry flavor.”
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21 Things You'll Miss About Living With Your College Friends
A lot of things. But mostly just them.
You'll miss having someone readily available to give you their opinion on your outfit.
Even if they're brutally honest.
You'll miss waking up hungover on Sunday morning and recounting Saturday night's events with each other.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT THE CAB DRIVER'S NUMBER?!"
And you'll miss having someone to go to brunch with to combat the hangover.
"All of the mimosas please."
You'll miss never having to eat alone.
Or having someone to help you cook.
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22 Things That Strippers Don't Want To Hear Anymore
For the last time, Cinnamon is my real name.
"So do you think you'll ever get a real job?"
Wait, are we in The Matrix? I thought this was a real job. Has this been Monopoly money the whole time? Hold on, I have to call my landlord.
EMI
"You really don't seem like a stripper!"
Susan Shephard said it best up there ^.
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"A girl like you probably has no problem finding a boyfriend."
Yeah, I just wear this outfit to my local bar and sit on everyone's lap there until one wants to lock it down. Because every guy out there is totally comfortable with his girlfriend doing this kind of work since romantic and sexual jealousy were abolished in 1997.
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"I'm not like the other guys who come to places like this."
This is the best and fastest way to let me know you're not like most guys that come in, you are much much worse. If you never come to these places, you don't actually know what the guys who come to them are like. Hint: they're largely normal dudes who like boobs and flirting. Wait, do you not like boobs and flirting?
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A Company Put A Picture Of A Woman Bending Over In Their Ad For A Secretary
“Ready to assume the position?”
"Stockings optional!" they wrote. "Ready to Assume the position?"
Screenshot / Via Twitter: @ICSRecruitment
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Every Russell Stover Easter Egg, Ranked
Trying all *22* flavors.
The moment February ends (and sometimes even before), it begins: the commercial celebration of Easter®. Traditionally, the holiday's imminence is marked by the appearance of egg-themed candies in the aisles of our pharmacies and supermarkets.
Most important among these treats are Russell Stover Easter eggs.
They are delicious, they are festive, and they are spunky. And, unless I haven't been paying super-close attention*, this year, they have gone completely bat-shit crazy. I saw more kinds of candy egg than I have ever seen in all my candy egg-seeking life.
At the Manhattan Duane Reade pharmacy I frequent, I counted twenty-two (22) different flavors of egg on the shelves. 23 if you count sugar-free, which I do not.
I volunteered to try every single one — spread across a week, to avoid death — so that you might be spared the worst of them, and only focus your seasonal candy attentions on the very best.
Here is every** Russell Stover Easter egg flavor, ranked.
*this is possible.
**besides sugar-free.
Strawberry Cream Egg
The inside of this one looks like the pink slurry you'd see on a nightly news segment about what your fast food hamburger is really made of. With that in mind, it tastes fine. I can't say I taste anything resembling strawberry. It tastes like the regular cream egg, but more cloying.
Red Velvet Egg
The inside of the red velvet egg one looks like some sort of clinical putty — something you’d keep in a jar in a laboratory, and you'd spoon it out and spackle together a model heart with it. I don’t know that I taste anything particularly identifiable as red velvet. It's fine.
Wedding Cake Egg
Without a traditional chocolate or another flavor to provide contrast/relief, the white chocolate shell on white "cake" interior heightens the sickly sweet nature of both. Additionally, this egg lacks visual interest. Inside and out it is the pale yellow tint of human bone.
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11 Charts Only Lazy People Will Understand
The struggle is real lazy.
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This Cat Is All Of Us When We Get Caught Doing Something Weird
We’ve all been there.
This cute little kitty is minding her own beeswax, just cleaning her toy when ... wait for it ...
"...And there's a human."
"I'm just gonna put this down. Nothing to see here."
"Everything is perfectly normal."
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Which Fruit Matches Your Personality?
Let’s hope it’s not grapes. *Shudder*
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This Little Boy And His Pug Are The Cutest BFFs On The Planet
Little Man’s best friend.
Meet the adorable pug, Mr. Kimchi, and the little boy who's his best friend in the world.
They love each other a whole lot.
They're best pals.
And they go on tons of cool adventures.
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There Is A Cat Who Is The World's Most Relatable Introvert
He lives with a camera-happy human and a corgi, and he is not. happy.
When your friend keeps texting you to come out and will not stop:
Or when you want to leave your room to get food from the kitchen, but you discover there are people in there:
When someone invites themselves over to your house:
When you see someone you don't want to talk to coming straight towards you:
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15 Reasons Why Eating Pizza With Ranch Will Ruin You For Life
Life on the ranch.
Because you become aggressively addicted to the sensation of the cold ranch and the steamy pizza hitting your tongue at the same time.
DRIPPING.
... So much so, that you question your entire existence when you have to eat pizza without ranch.
God is good.
Because the only relationship you have time for is a polygamous one with the pair.
The baes.
Because no matter the angle, you know you'll never see something more beautiful than the tip of a pizza slice dripping with ranch.
'MURICA.
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How Many Fucks Do You Give?
For those who GAF.
Lately people have been giving fewer fucks than ever before.
Via knowyourmeme.com
There are even hard stats showing an uptick in no fucks being distributed worldwide.
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21 Things Circus Elephants Should Have Been Doing All Along
And none of them involve rings.
Yodeller.
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Scoutmaster.
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Soccer player.
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Which Character From "Spirited Away" Is Your Kindred Spirit?
Hold your breath.
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Can You Guess Which Letter Has Been Added?
One extra letter makes a big difference!
For instance, If you add an O, you’ll go from a cat to a coat.
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Keep in mind, one photo could be described by many different words!
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25 Reasons Why It’s Absolutely Terrible To Be Italian American
Seriously, count your lucky stars.
You may have heard some rumors that being Italian is fun because the food is "delicious."
The dessert is "borderline heavenly."
And the pizza is "life changing."
Well that's a DISGUSTING lie!
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22 Delicious Junk Foods You Can Only Find In San Diego
It’s not all seafood and tacos.
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Maple Bacon Doughnuts from Great Maple
One bite will be enough to satisfy your sweet tooth and meat craving, but you're going to eat the whole thing anyways.
Number Seven from Wow Wow Waffle
Candied bacon, avocado, and goat cheese make this the most California take on a dessert.
Monte Cristo Donuts from Donut Bar
These donuts are stuffed with cranberries, raspberry jam, black forest ham, swiss cheese, and american cheese. Basically, they put Hot Pockets to shame.
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There Are Two Types Of People In The World, Which Kind Are You?
Only two. That’s it. Two ONLY. Either you are THIS, or you are THAT. Where do you stand??
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