Jay-Z Is Retiring The Word "Bitch"
The “degradation has passed,” he says. In a poem he wrote for his new daughter Blue Ivy, Jay-Z writes that he won't continue to use the word “bitch” in reference to women anymore. We'll see how that...
View ArticleInappropriate Woo'ing Makes Everything Funnier
Forget “Flirtin' With Disaster.” I want this to be my life soundtrack. Via: ohhaveyouseenthis.com
View ArticleStephen Merchant's Most Embarrassing Moment In College
Recreated last night on Conan with the help of Kate Beckinsale.
View ArticleWendy Williams' Campaign To Save The Twinkie
How's talk show host Wendy Williams doiiiinn' today? Not so well, now that the existence of her beloved Twinkies is being threatened! Wendy is so adamant about keeping the sweet treats on shelves that...
View Article5-Year-Old Stabs 3 People Over A Juicebox
Kids these days. Deputies responded a reported stabbing at 3:25 p.m., at a mobile home park on Shady Grove Road in Ruckersville, Virignia.WCAV reported that neighbors said the stabbing arose from an...
View ArticleLive-Action Rugrats Movie Trailer
Funny or Die has put together this amazing trailer for the most disturbing version of the Rugrats you'll ever see. And in case you needed more reason to click, Maeby and Egg Ann from Arrested...
View ArticleLive Mice Found In McDonalds' Burger Buns
This is really gross. I'm totally going to stop eating McDonalds as soon as I get rid of my last three Big Mac coupons. Totally. Via: consumerist.com
View ArticleDeath Metal Logos For Pop Bands
Designer Mark Hall-Patch did pop band logos in the style of ear-shredding death metal. I cannot wait to hear the new Coldplay single, “God Put a Smile upon Your Hammer Smashed Face.” Via:...
View ArticleOne Of The Founders Of Pinkberry Chased Down A Homeless Man And Beat Him With...
What an asshole. The incident took place in June 2011 on an off-ramp of the Hollywood Freeway at Vermont Avenue, according to the Los Angeles Police Department. Young Lee, who happens to be one of the...
View ArticleLouisiana District Wants To Ban Wearing Pajama Pants In Public
Michael Williams, of Caddo Parish, Louisiana, is trying to ban pajama pants in public after an incident in a Wal-Mart where “group of young men clad in pajama pants revealed his private parts.” A few...
View Article"I Didn't Know I Was Gilbert Gottfried"
If you thought “I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant” was bad, this will be very disturbing. Well done by Paul Briganti and the crew over at Jest . Via: jest.com
View Article17 Angelfire Pages That Are Still Up Right Now
Here are 17 sites that are still being hosted by Angelfire and indexed on Google. If you visit them, just make sure to sign their guestbooks. Here's a dial-up sound, to get in the mood before you look...
View Article32 Pictures That Will Make You Say Awwwwwwww
Your heart will explode when you see these pictures. A tiny piglet walking into your hand Another tiny piglet in some grass. A momma pitbull carrying her babies "I'm ready for my walk" View Entire...
View Article"Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close" For 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists
This video reimagines Tom Hanks not as a lovable, juice box cuddling man, but as a very yelly 9/11 conspiracy theorist. Very yelly. Via: filmdrunk.uproxx.com
View Article20 Celebrities Who Have Definitely Found The Fountain Of Youth
How else could these people look so young? I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW! A typical 47 year old versus 47 year old Keanu Reeves. A typical 71 year old versus 71 year old Chuck Norris. A typical...
View ArticlePuppy Meets Cows
This feels like it is a massively important moment in interspecies diplomacy.
View ArticleSnake Scales Brick Wall
I am awed by this snake’s ability to defy gravity. Because really, how else can you explain how a limbless creature is able to climb a vertical face? I guess if you don’t like snakes, you’ll probably...
View ArticleStrange Sounds In Conklin, Alberta
Not sure what the hell that is, but I wouldn’t stick around if I was those guys. mpviral Via: mpviral.com
View ArticleConnected
Wow, I can’t think straight after watching this video. This truly blew my mind. I need to take a nap now. mpviral Via: mpviral.com
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