Warning: Only try these if your goal is to be alone for the rest of your life!
Sneaking off to the watering hole for a little skinny dipping, in alligator infested waters.
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A movie night that involves a Groupon you got for a Katherine Heigl film.
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Having a peanut butter and crack sandwich for dinner, made by a crackhead.
Unless the crack head is actually Dave Chappelle, in which case that might be the best date ever.
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A couple of hours spent power washing each other's houses.
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