Actually, don't try these when you're sober, either.
Don't fall asleep on the bar and expect to wake up the same person you came as.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Source: imgur.com
Don't pick out your message T-shirt after you start drinking.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Or do, I dunno your life.
Source: imgur.com
Don't get drunk, climb a bar, and force some nice man to push you out of their dance space.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Come on, there's room for everyone!
Source: everytimeicomeinthekitchen
Don't get drunk and intimidate hotties by thrusting too hard.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
It's just too sexy, friend.
Source: imgur.com
