It's written all over their faces. From vintage ads.
'She'll get the boy. And house. Maybe I'll at least get to keep my goddamn car.'
(1950s Goodyear ad)
'I need a fucking triple scotch.'
(One of those 1940s Lysol douche ads)
'I knew I was gay walking down the aisle. What have I done?'
'Oh good, I finally have an engraved car. Next up, engraved tombstone.'