Don't date 'em, ladies.
Hades
• Abducted Persephone and literally made her life hell
• Trapped Theseus and Pirithous in the underworld using snakes
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Dionysus
• Lured Pentheus into the woods and has his own mom unknowingly tear him to shreds
• Made King Lycurgus slice his own son into pieces
• Partied a lot obviously
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Hephaestus
• Had lots of ladyfriends
• Caught his wife Aphrodite in bed with Ares, imprisoned them in a net, and took them to Mount Olympus for public shaming
• Made his own mom sit on a magic golden throne that wouldn't allow her to stand back up
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Pan
• Turned his crush Syrinx into a flute
• Had another crush, Echo, killed because she wasn't feeling it
• Taught shepherds how to masturbate
• Wrapped his junk in a sheepskin and seduced Selene, the moon goddess